Take me to your chew toys! This funny tee captures our big, brave Saint Bernard mid-selfie just as a UFO hovers overhead. Whether he’s about to be beamed up or just photobombed by an alien, this design is perfect for anyone who loves mixing laughter, legends, and lovable dogs.
Made from premium garment-dyed cotton, this heavyweight Comfort Colors tee delivers a soft, vintage feel right out of the gate. Structured but relaxed, it’s built for everyday wear, whether you’re exploring mountain trails or dodging alien abductions.
🐾 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, durable & slobber-friendly
🚀 Heavyweight yet breathable (6.1 oz/yd²)
🎨 Garment-dyed for a cozy, lived-in look
😎 Relaxed fit — comfy and structured
✂️ Classic cut that pairs with any adventure
🔹 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar for a clean finish
💪 Twill-taped neck + shoulders for added durability
🧵 Double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
Perfect for Saint Bernard lovers, UFO enthusiasts, and anyone who believes the truth (and drool) is out there.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm).
WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
SLEEVE (inches) |
|
S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
WIDTH |
LENGTH (cm) |
SLEEVE (cm) |
|
S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |