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    When your selfie turns into a close encounter! 👽 📸

    Take me to your chew toys! This funny tee captures our big, brave Saint Bernard mid-selfie just as a UFO hovers overhead. Whether he’s about to be beamed up or just photobombed by an alien, this design is perfect for anyone who loves mixing laughter, legends, and lovable dogs.

    Made from premium garment-dyed cotton, this heavyweight Comfort Colors tee delivers a soft, vintage feel right out of the gate. Structured but relaxed, it’s built for everyday wear, whether you’re exploring mountain trails or dodging alien abductions.

    Why You’ll Love It

    • 🐾 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, durable & slobber-friendly

    • 🚀 Heavyweight yet breathable (6.1 oz/yd²)

    • 🎨 Garment-dyed for a cozy, lived-in look

    • 😎 Relaxed fit — comfy and structured

    • ✂️ Classic cut that pairs with any adventure

    • 🔹 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar for a clean finish

    • 💪 Twill-taped neck + shoulders for added durability

    • 🧵 Double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear

    • Brand: Comfort Colors® offer lasting, comfortable fashion that come in lush weathered nature-inspired shades. They make apparel with respect for resources, both human and natural and their process produces earth-friendly colors by using 3 times less water, taking 40% less process time, consuming less energy and requiring zero salt.

    Perfect for Saint Bernard lovers, UFO enthusiasts, and anyone who believes the truth (and drool) is out there.

    Size Guide

    Product measurements may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

      WIDTH
    (inches)
    LENGTH
    (inches)
    SLEEVE
    (inches)
    S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
    M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
    L 22 29 ⅜ 19
    XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
    2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
    3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
    4XL 29 ¾ 33 ½ 24 ⅝

     

     

    WIDTH 
    (cm)

    LENGTH 
    (cm)
    SLEEVE
    (cm)
    S 46.4 67.6 41.3
    M 51.4 71.1 45
    L 55.9 74.6 48.3
    XL 61 78.1 52
    2XL 66 80.3 55.3
    3XL 70.5 82.6 59
    4XL 75.6 85 62.6

     

    Care + Cleaning
    • Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
    • Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
    • Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
    • Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
    • Do not dry clean.

    When your selfie turns into a close encounter! 👽 📸

    Take me to your chew toys! This funny tee captures our big, brave Saint Bernard mid-selfie just as a UFO hovers overhead. Whether he’s about to be beamed up or just photobombed by an alien, this design is perfect for anyone who loves mixing laughter, legends, and lovable dogs.

    Made from premium garment-dyed cotton, this heavyweight Comfort Colors tee delivers a soft, vintage feel right out of the gate. Structured but relaxed, it’s built for everyday wear, whether you’re exploring mountain trails or dodging alien abductions.

    Why You’ll Love It

    • 🐾 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, durable & slobber-friendly

    • 🚀 Heavyweight yet breathable (6.1 oz/yd²)

    • 🎨 Garment-dyed for a cozy, lived-in look

    • 😎 Relaxed fit — comfy and structured

    • ✂️ Classic cut that pairs with any adventure

    • 🔹 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar for a clean finish

    • 💪 Twill-taped neck + shoulders for added durability

    • 🧵 Double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear

    • Brand: Comfort Colors® offer lasting, comfortable fashion that come in lush weathered nature-inspired shades. They make apparel with respect for resources, both human and natural and their process produces earth-friendly colors by using 3 times less water, taking 40% less process time, consuming less energy and requiring zero salt.

    Perfect for Saint Bernard lovers, UFO enthusiasts, and anyone who believes the truth (and drool) is out there.

    Size Guide

    Product measurements may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

      WIDTH
    (inches)
    LENGTH
    (inches)
    SLEEVE
    (inches)
    S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
    M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
    L 22 29 ⅜ 19
    XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
    2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
    3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
    4XL 29 ¾ 33 ½ 24 ⅝

     

     

    WIDTH 
    (cm)

    LENGTH 
    (cm)
    SLEEVE
    (cm)
    S 46.4 67.6 41.3
    M 51.4 71.1 45
    L 55.9 74.6 48.3
    XL 61 78.1 52
    2XL 66 80.3 55.3
    3XL 70.5 82.6 59
    4XL 75.6 85 62.6

     

    Care + Cleaning
    • Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
    • Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
    • Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
    • Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
    • Do not dry clean.
    Production Time

    All products are made to order. 

    We practice slow fashion, saint style.
    We want to be remembered for the quality of our products, not the waste we leave behind. So we choose to deliver only made-to-order products and carry zero inventory. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

    We take about 3–8 business days to create apparel products (t-shirts etc.) and 3–5 business days for non-apparel (mugs, decal, hats, home etc.) products. Then you should add shipping times on top of that. Speed and price depends on product type and destination. Often our products are shipped within 5 business days or less! 

    If you are purchasing our products as gifts or for a holiday, we advise to order well in advance to guarantee a timely arrival.

    Shipping After Production

    We are happy to ship worldwide! Orders will have shipping added at checkout. You can get an estimate on shipping rates before confirming your order.

    Shipping carriers may experience delays that are beyond the estimated arrival date. Lucy + Norman has no control over shipping carrier delays. All delivery timelines listed at checkout are estimates only and may vary.

    Multiple Products

    If you order multiple products, they may be shipped separately and may arrive separately at different times.

    An example would be if you order a t-shirt, a mug and a print. The shirts are mailed in poly bags, mugs are boxed, and prints are shipped in durable tubes so they may all be shipped separately.

    If you order multiple t-shirts, they may ship separately as well due to when they are printed.

    Customs, Taxes + Tariffs

    We do our best to have your product made and shipped closest to wherever you are with our worldwide partners. Buyers are responsible for any customs, duties, taxes and tarrifs that may apply upon arrival. Delays due to customs are unfortunately out of our control.

    Due to frequent changes and unpredictable enforcement, we don't collect duties at checkout—the customer is solely responsible for import duties, if they are collected. 

    Thank you for your patience and understanding as we navigate this together. 

    Refunds + Returns

    We want you to be happy with your new purchase! If our product does not meet your expectation, please contact us within 5 days of receiving your item and we will do our absolute best to make you happy.

    We do not accept returns unless it is due to a manufacturing defect. We only replace items if they are defective or damaged, not for a wrong size ordered. 

    Please email us photos of the product, with details of the defect. If the measurements are wrong to the size ordered, take a photo with a measuring tape next to it and the label. Sometimes products can be accidentally labeled wrong. We may need photos of the shipping label as well in some cases.

    Items that are replaced will be identical to the original order and have the same design unless it is determined by Lucy + Norman that a change would be beneficial.

    Damaged During Shipping

    If your item(s) are damaged during shipping, please notify us within 5 business days. Please email us a photo for verification. 

    Lost Package

    If a package is lost in transit, please contact us no later than 14 days after the estimated delivery date. Delays due to customs is unfortunately out of our control.