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UFO Mountain Scaredy St Bernard T-Shirt
$35
When your starlit selfie takes an out-of-this-world turn! 🏔️👽📸
This tee captures our brave-but-baffled Saint mid-selfie under a glowing UFO hovering over the alpine peaks. It’s a hilarious mash-up of mountain wanderlust and cosmic chaos, perfect for big dog lovers who believe the truth (and drool) is out there.
Made from premium garment-dyed cotton, this heavyweight Comfort Colors tee feels like a vintage favorite from the first wear. Soft, breathable, and built to last, it’s made for nights under the stars even when things get a little extra-terrestrial.
Why you’ll love it
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🐾 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, strong & slobber-approved
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🛸 Heavyweight yet breathable (6.1 oz/yd²)
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🌌 Garment-dyed for that perfectly lived-in feel
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😎 Relaxed fit — comfy, structured, and ready to wander
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✂️ Classic cut that pairs with any outfit
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🔹 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar for a polished finish
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💪 Twill-taped neck + shoulders for extra durability
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🧵 Reinforced double stitching on sleeves & hems
- Brand: Comfort Colors® offer lasting, comfortable fashion that come in lush weathered nature-inspired shades. They make apparel with respect for resources, both human and natural and their process produces earth-friendly colors by using 3 times less water, taking 40% less process time, consuming less energy and requiring zero salt.
A must-have for Saint Bernard fans, UFO enthusiasts, and cosmic adventurers with a great sense of humor.
Size Guide
Product measurements may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm).
| WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
SLEEVE (inches) |
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| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
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WIDTH |
LENGTH (cm) |
SLEEVE (cm) |
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| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
Care + Cleaning
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
- Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.