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    When your selfie turns into a close encounter! 👽 📸

    Take me to your chew toys! This funny tee captures our big, brave Saint Bernard mid-selfie just as a UFO hovers overhead. Whether he’s about to be beamed up or just photobombed by an alien, this design is perfect for anyone who loves mixing laughter, legends, and lovable dogs.

    Made from premium garment-dyed cotton, this heavyweight Comfort Colors tee delivers a soft, vintage feel right out of the gate. Structured but relaxed, it’s built for everyday wear, whether you’re exploring mountain trails or dodging alien abductions.

    Why you’ll love it

    • 🐾 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, durable & slobber-friendly

    • 🚀 Heavyweight yet breathable (6.1 oz/yd²)

    • 🎨 Garment-dyed for a cozy, lived-in look

    • 😎 Relaxed fit — comfy and structured

    • ✂️ Classic cut that pairs with any adventure

    • 🔹 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar for a clean finish

    • 💪 Twill-taped neck + shoulders for added durability

    • 🧵 Double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear

    • Brand: Comfort Colors® offer lasting, comfortable fashion that come in lush weathered nature-inspired shades. They make apparel with respect for resources, both human and natural and their process produces earth-friendly colors by using 3 times less water, taking 40% less process time, consuming less energy and requiring zero salt.

    Perfect for Saint Bernard lovers, UFO enthusiasts, and anyone who believes the truth (and drool) is out there.

    Size Guide

    Product measurements may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

      WIDTH
    (inches)
    LENGTH
    (inches)
    SLEEVE
    (inches)
    S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
    M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
    L 22 29 ⅜ 19
    XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
    2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
    3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
    4XL 29 ¾ 33 ½ 24 ⅝

     

     

    WIDTH 
    (cm)

    LENGTH 
    (cm)
    SLEEVE
    (cm)
    S 46.4 67.6 41.3
    M 51.4 71.1 45
    L 55.9 74.6 48.3
    XL 61 78.1 52
    2XL 66 80.3 55.3
    3XL 70.5 82.6 59
    4XL 75.6 85 62.6

     

    Care + Cleaning
    • Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
    • Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
    • Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
    • Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
    • Do not dry clean.

    When your selfie turns into a close encounter! 👽 📸

    Take me to your chew toys! This funny tee captures our big, brave Saint Bernard mid-selfie just as a UFO hovers overhead. Whether he’s about to be beamed up or just photobombed by an alien, this design is perfect for anyone who loves mixing laughter, legends, and lovable dogs.

    Made from premium garment-dyed cotton, this heavyweight Comfort Colors tee delivers a soft, vintage feel right out of the gate. Structured but relaxed, it’s built for everyday wear, whether you’re exploring mountain trails or dodging alien abductions.

    Why you’ll love it

    • 🐾 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, durable & slobber-friendly

    • 🚀 Heavyweight yet breathable (6.1 oz/yd²)

    • 🎨 Garment-dyed for a cozy, lived-in look

    • 😎 Relaxed fit — comfy and structured

    • ✂️ Classic cut that pairs with any adventure

    • 🔹 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar for a clean finish

    • 💪 Twill-taped neck + shoulders for added durability

    • 🧵 Double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear

    • Brand: Comfort Colors® offer lasting, comfortable fashion that come in lush weathered nature-inspired shades. They make apparel with respect for resources, both human and natural and their process produces earth-friendly colors by using 3 times less water, taking 40% less process time, consuming less energy and requiring zero salt.

    Perfect for Saint Bernard lovers, UFO enthusiasts, and anyone who believes the truth (and drool) is out there.

    Size Guide

    Product measurements may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

      WIDTH
    (inches)
    LENGTH
    (inches)
    SLEEVE
    (inches)
    S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
    M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
    L 22 29 ⅜ 19
    XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
    2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
    3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
    4XL 29 ¾ 33 ½ 24 ⅝

     

     

    WIDTH 
    (cm)

    LENGTH 
    (cm)
    SLEEVE
    (cm)
    S 46.4 67.6 41.3
    M 51.4 71.1 45
    L 55.9 74.6 48.3
    XL 61 78.1 52
    2XL 66 80.3 55.3
    3XL 70.5 82.6 59
    4XL 75.6 85 62.6

     

    Care + Cleaning
    • Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
    • Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
    • Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
    • Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
    • Do not dry clean.
    Production Time

    We make every product to order — practicing slow fashion, Saint style, by focusing on quality, not waste.

    Apparel: 3–8 business days
    Non-apparel: 3–5 business days

    📦 Shipping time is added after production.
    🎁 Planning a gift or holiday surprise? Order early to make sure it arrives in time!

    Shipping

    We are happy to ship worldwide 🌍

    📦 Shipping costs are added at checkout — you’ll see estimated rates before confirming your order.

    • Delivery time depends on product type + destination
    • Carrier delays are possible and unfortunatley out of our control

    Multiple Items

    Products may ship separately (e.g., shirts, mugs, and prints) and may arrive at different times.

    Customs + Duties

    Buyers are responsible for any customs, taxes, or tariffs that may apply upon arrival.

    🌎 We always ship from the closest partner location when possible.

    ✨ We don’t collect duties at checkout.

    🎄 Holiday Tip: Order early to ensure on-time holiday delivery!

    Refunds + Returns

    We want you to love your order! 🐶♥️
    If there’s an issue, contact us within 5 days of receiving your item.

    Returns + Replacements

    • Accepted only for manufacturing defects
    • We replace defective or damaged items (not wrong sizes)
    • Email clear photos — include measurements + labels if needed
    • Replacements match your original order

    Damaged or Lost Orders

    • Damaged during shipping? Email photos within 5 business days
    • Lost in transit? Contact us within 14 days of the estimated delivery date
    • Customs delays are out of our control

    🎄 Holiday Tip: Check your order as soon as it arrives so we can fix any issues quickly during the busy season.

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