New
St Bernard Zero to Freight Train T-Shirt
$35
Because "he's friendly, he just needs to say hi" is a full-body sport.
Part of our Saint Bernard Problems collection, a lineup of tees for the messy, muddy, wonderful reality of loving a giant dog.
Every Saint Bernard owner knows it can happen in a split second. A squirrel, another dog, a kid across the park, and your calm, dignified companion becomes a runaway freight train with you holding the leash. This bold, retro-cartoon tee wears that chaos proudly, a happy Saint blasting off in a cloud of dust after whatever just caught his eye. It's a love letter to every gentle giant who forgets their own size the instant something dares to move.
Printed on a Comfort Colors heavyweight tee, the gold standard for that soft, broken-in, garment-dyed look people love. The earthy, muted tones give it a warm, vintage feel, the kind of shirt that looks like a well-loved favorite from the very first wear. Thick and structured but impossibly soft, with rich dye that settles in more beautifully with every wash.
Why You'll Love It
- Bold "Zero to Freight Train" graphic that every big dog owner will recognize instantly
- Warm, earthy garment-dyed color for a vintage, lived-in look with real character
- Comfort Colors quality known for its soft, broken-in feel and rich, lasting color
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) fabric that's thick and structured but breathable
- 100% ring-spun cotton for lasting softness wash after wash
- Relaxed unisex fit that complements most looks and layers easily
- Built to last with a double-needle topstitched collar and twill-taped neck and shoulders
Whether it's a gift for the Saint Bernard lover in your life or a new favorite for your own drawer, this is the tee for anyone who's been taken for an unexpected ride. A little chaos, a lot of love.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) |
|
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) |
|
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |