New
St Bernard Christmas Overstimulated Heavyweight T-shirt
$35
Santa hat on. Social battery off.
Somebody put a Santa hat on him. Then came the doorbell, the wrapping paper, the cousins, and the third round of cocktails. Now he’s sitting very still with his hat slipping over one eye, giving the whole room that look. He’s not grumpy. He’s just overstimulated.
This one is for the big dog moms and dads who feel exactly the same way by Christmas afternoon. Our original illustration shows him in full holiday gear, from the slouchy Santa hat to his trusty brandy barrel, with one word underneath that says it all. It’s printed on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors® heavyweight tee, soft and cozy enough for every gathering, from tree trimming to the after-dinner collapse on the couch.
Why you’ll love it
- Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee for a premium feel that holds up wash after wash
- 100% ring-spun cotton that’s soft from the very first wear
- 6.1 oz/yd² (207 g/m²) fabric that’s thick and cozy without feeling heavy
- Garment-dyed for a lived-in, vintage softness and rich holiday colour
- Relaxed unisex fit that layers easily under a flannel or looks great on its own
- Preshrunk cotton that keeps its size and shape after washing
Know someone who loves the holidays but needs a quiet minute by noon? This is the gift that gets a knowing laugh and a happy tear. Wrap it up for the Saint Bernard lover in your life, or keep it for yourself. You’ve earned the nap.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) |
|
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) |
|
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |