Because You’re Never Alone in the Bathroom
Let’s be honest, privacy in a Saint Bernard household is a myth. Whether you’re brushing your teeth or taking a shower (with a 150+ pound supervisor watching closely), this charming shower curtain is here to add personality and a bit of paw-sonality to your bathroom. Water-resistant, durable, and full of character, it’s a fun upgrade for your home or the perfect gift for fellow saint-loving friends.
| WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
|
| One Size | 71 | 74 |
| WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
|
| One Size | 180.3 | 188 |
Machine wash cold on gentle with mild detergent. Tumble dry low. No ironing or dry cleaning required — because your Saint has better things to supervise.
Because You’re Never Alone in the Bathroom
Let’s be honest, privacy in a Saint Bernard household is a myth. Whether you’re brushing your teeth or taking a shower (with a 150+ pound supervisor watching closely), this charming shower curtain is here to add personality and a bit of paw-sonality to your bathroom. Water-resistant, durable, and full of character, it’s a fun upgrade for your home or the perfect gift for fellow saint-loving friends.
| WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
|
| One Size | 71 | 74 |
| WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
|
| One Size | 180.3 | 188 |
Machine wash cold on gentle with mild detergent. Tumble dry low. No ironing or dry cleaning required — because your Saint has better things to supervise.
We make every product to order — practicing slow fashion, Saint style, by focusing on quality, not waste.
• Apparel: 3–8 business days
• Non-apparel: 3–5 business days
📦 Shipping time is added after production.
🎁 Planning a gift or holiday surprise? Order early to make sure it arrives in time!
We are happy to ship worldwide 🌍
📦 Shipping costs are added at checkout — you’ll see estimated rates before confirming your order.
Multiple Items
Products may ship separately (e.g., shirts, mugs, and prints) and may arrive at different times.
Customs + Duties
Buyers are responsible for any customs, taxes, or tariffs that may apply upon arrival.
🌎 We always ship from the closest partner location when possible.
✨ We don’t collect duties at checkout.
🎄 Holiday Tip: Order early to ensure on-time holiday delivery!
We want you to love your order! 🐶♥️
If there’s an issue, contact us within 5 days of receiving your item.
Returns + Replacements
Damaged or Lost Orders
🎄 Holiday Tip: Check your order as soon as it arrives so we can fix any issues quickly during the busy season.
We practice slow fashion by custom printing worldwide and closest to wherever you are.
Small-batch, mindful production and made just for you, reducing waste.
All artwork is hand-drawn and designed in-house, inspired by our adventures.
Made by those who truly know the drool and dog hair are all part of the thoughtful package.
Because You’re Never Alone in the Bathroom
Let’s be honest, privacy in a Saint Bernard household is a myth. Whether you’re brushing your teeth or taking a shower (with a 150+ pound supervisor watching closely), this charming shower curtain is here to add personality and a bit of paw-sonality to your bathroom. Water-resistant, durable, and full of character, it’s a fun upgrade for your home or the perfect gift for fellow saint-loving friends.
| WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
|
| One Size | 71 | 74 |
| WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
|
| One Size | 180.3 | 188 |
Machine wash cold on gentle with mild detergent. Tumble dry low. No ironing or dry cleaning required — because your Saint has better things to supervise.
We make every product to order — practicing slow fashion, Saint style, by focusing on quality, not waste.
• Apparel: 3–8 business days
• Non-apparel: 3–5 business days
📦 Shipping time is added after production.
🎁 Planning a gift or holiday surprise? Order early to make sure it arrives in time!
We are happy to ship worldwide 🌍
📦 Shipping costs are added at checkout — you’ll see estimated rates before confirming your order.
Multiple Items
Products may ship separately (e.g., shirts, mugs, and prints) and may arrive at different times.
Customs + Duties
Buyers are responsible for any customs, taxes, or tariffs that may apply upon arrival.
🌎 We always ship from the closest partner location when possible.
✨ We don’t collect duties at checkout.
🎄 Holiday Tip: Order early to ensure on-time holiday delivery!
We want you to love your order! 🐶♥️
If there’s an issue, contact us within 5 days of receiving your item.
Returns + Replacements
Damaged or Lost Orders
🎄 Holiday Tip: Check your order as soon as it arrives so we can fix any issues quickly during the busy season.




