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    Scary Sasquatch St Bernard Selfie T-Shirt

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    Midnight
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    Berry
    Crimson
    Espresso
    Moss
    Yam
    Ice Blue
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    When your midnight selfie catches something lurking in the woods! 👀🌲

    A midnight wander gone wild! This hilarious tee captures everyone’s favorite rescue hero mid-scare as a shadowy Sasquatch photobombs his forest selfie. Equal parts funny and frightful, it’s the perfect pick for Saint Bernard lovers who enjoy a little mystery on their mountain adventures.

    Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, this heavyweight Comfort Colors tee feels like an old favorite from the very first wear, soft, breathable, and garment-dyed for that cozy, lived-in look. Whether you’re exploring deep woods or lounging fireside, this one’s built for comfort (and storytelling).

    Why you’ll love it

    • 🐾 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, durable, and adventure-ready

    • 🌙 Heavyweight yet breathable (6.1 oz/yd²)

    • 🎨 Garment-dyed for a vintage, worn-in feel

    • 😎 Relaxed fit — structured but never stiff

    • ✂️ Classic cut that pairs with any outfit

    • 🔹 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar for a polished finish

    • 💪 Twill-taped neck + shoulders for extra durability

    • 🧵 Reinforced double stitching for long-lasting wear

    • Brand: Comfort Colors® offer lasting, comfortable fashion that come in lush weathered nature-inspired shades. They make apparel with respect for resources, both human and natural and their process produces earth-friendly colors by using 3 times less water, taking 40% less process time, consuming less energy and requiring zero salt.

    Perfect for Saint Bernard fans, Bigfoot believers, and anyone who loves a good laugh on the trail!

    Size Guide

    Product measurements may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

      WIDTH
    (inches)
    LENGTH
    (inches)
    SLEEVE
    (inches)
    S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
    M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
    L 22 29 ⅜ 19
    XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
    2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
    3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
    4XL 29 ¾ 33 ½ 24 ⅝

     

     

    WIDTH 
    (cm)

    LENGTH 
    (cm)
    SLEEVE
    (cm)
    S 46.4 67.6 41.3
    M 51.4 71.1 45
    L 55.9 74.6 48.3
    XL 61 78.1 52
    2XL 66 80.3 55.3
    3XL 70.5 82.6 59
    4XL 75.6 85 62.6

     

    Care + Cleaning
    • Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
    • Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
    • Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
    • Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
    • Do not dry clean.

    When your midnight selfie catches something lurking in the woods! 👀🌲

    A midnight wander gone wild! This hilarious tee captures everyone’s favorite rescue hero mid-scare as a shadowy Sasquatch photobombs his forest selfie. Equal parts funny and frightful, it’s the perfect pick for Saint Bernard lovers who enjoy a little mystery on their mountain adventures.

    Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, this heavyweight Comfort Colors tee feels like an old favorite from the very first wear, soft, breathable, and garment-dyed for that cozy, lived-in look. Whether you’re exploring deep woods or lounging fireside, this one’s built for comfort (and storytelling).

    Why you’ll love it

    • 🐾 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, durable, and adventure-ready

    • 🌙 Heavyweight yet breathable (6.1 oz/yd²)

    • 🎨 Garment-dyed for a vintage, worn-in feel

    • 😎 Relaxed fit — structured but never stiff

    • ✂️ Classic cut that pairs with any outfit

    • 🔹 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar for a polished finish

    • 💪 Twill-taped neck + shoulders for extra durability

    • 🧵 Reinforced double stitching for long-lasting wear

    • Brand: Comfort Colors® offer lasting, comfortable fashion that come in lush weathered nature-inspired shades. They make apparel with respect for resources, both human and natural and their process produces earth-friendly colors by using 3 times less water, taking 40% less process time, consuming less energy and requiring zero salt.

    Perfect for Saint Bernard fans, Bigfoot believers, and anyone who loves a good laugh on the trail!

    Size Guide

    Product measurements may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

      WIDTH
    (inches)
    LENGTH
    (inches)
    SLEEVE
    (inches)
    S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
    M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
    L 22 29 ⅜ 19
    XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
    2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
    3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
    4XL 29 ¾ 33 ½ 24 ⅝

     

     

    WIDTH 
    (cm)

    LENGTH 
    (cm)
    SLEEVE
    (cm)
    S 46.4 67.6 41.3
    M 51.4 71.1 45
    L 55.9 74.6 48.3
    XL 61 78.1 52
    2XL 66 80.3 55.3
    3XL 70.5 82.6 59
    4XL 75.6 85 62.6

     

    Care + Cleaning
    • Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
    • Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
    • Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
    • Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
    • Do not dry clean.
    Production Time

    We make every product to order — practicing slow fashion, Saint style, by focusing on quality, not waste.

    Apparel: 3–8 business days
    Non-apparel: 3–5 business days

    📦 Shipping time is added after production.
    🎁 Planning a gift or holiday surprise? Order early to make sure it arrives in time!

    Shipping

    We are happy to ship worldwide 🌍

    📦 Shipping costs are added at checkout — you’ll see estimated rates before confirming your order.

    • Delivery time depends on product type + destination
    • Carrier delays are possible and unfortunatley out of our control

    Multiple Items

    Products may ship separately (e.g., shirts, mugs, and prints) and may arrive at different times.

    Customs + Duties

    Buyers are responsible for any customs, taxes, or tariffs that may apply upon arrival.

    🌎 We always ship from the closest partner location when possible.

    ✨ We don’t collect duties at checkout.

    🎄 Holiday Tip: Order early to ensure on-time holiday delivery!

    Refunds + Returns

    We want you to love your order! 🐶♥️
    If there’s an issue, contact us within 5 days of receiving your item.

    Returns + Replacements

    • Accepted only for manufacturing defects
    • We replace defective or damaged items (not wrong sizes)
    • Email clear photos — include measurements + labels if needed
    • Replacements match your original order

    Damaged or Lost Orders

    • Damaged during shipping? Email photos within 5 business days
    • Lost in transit? Contact us within 14 days of the estimated delivery date
    • Customs delays are out of our control

    🎄 Holiday Tip: Check your order as soon as it arrives so we can fix any issues quickly during the busy season.

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